Satire: Our generation will be remembered for the many intellectual things that we have accomplished — from eating Tide Pods to creating “The Woah.” Our next feat is to end the dreadful experience that the aliens have been going through ever since Stanford brought them to this earth.
“What do you think we’ll fight World War III over?”
It was an interesting question for a third date, and the first thing my (now ex-) boyfriend and I disagreed on. I said “cheap oil” and he answered “water.”
What is the meaning of all of this rhetoric?