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The social climbers in action

No. 2 Stanford Social-Climbing team bests No. 11 Brown

Jenny Ballutay
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Yesterday
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Welcome to the Nanoword! If you're stumped, ask the nearest 2nd-grader. (GRAPHIC: JENNY BALLUTAY/The Stanford Daily)

Nanoword #8

Jenny Ballutay
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April 19
Humor
oil tanker on lake lag, not going anywhere anytime soon

Oil spill in Lake Lagunita causes tens of dollars in environmental damage

Jenny Ballutay
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April 17
Humor
Fizz app's bee logo and name on a purple background with glitch-like stripes across the image.

The CCP monitored me on Fizz. This is my story

Garrett Khatchaturian
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April 15
Humor
Godzilla stands on a shore

Welcome back

Vol. 269 Humor Section
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April 15
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Welcome to the Nanoword! If you're stumped, ask the nearest 2nd-grader. (GRAPHIC: JENNY BALLUTAY/The Stanford Daily)

Nanoword #7

Jenny Ballutay
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April 12
Humor
"Ask your Asian Auntie"

Ask Your Asian Auntie: I’m frustrated with food on campus…

Ella Prichard and Annette Lin
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April 10
Humor
glue smells good, like a fine wine or cheese

Glue smells good

Mason Barrett
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April 9
Humor
Protests for No Kings Day

Well-to-do protestors open defiant brunch spot: ‘No Kings Coffee and Tea Emporium’

Garrett Khatchaturian
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April 9
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Welcome to the Nanoword! If you're stumped, ask the nearest 2nd-grader. (GRAPHIC: JENNY BALLUTAY/The Stanford Daily)

Nanoword #6

Jenny Ballutay
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April 7
Humor
Students gather at main quad.

“Pucker up buttercup!” and other quotes from FMOTQ

Garrett Khatchaturian
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April 3
Humor
A plaque of the Stanford Prison Experiment

Stanford Prison Experiment sequel canceled: Subjects ‘too into it’

Kaleb Gjestson
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April 2
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a grim image of the former gates building

Gates Computer Science Building renamed Peter Thiel Center for Panoptic Computing

Garrett Khatchaturian
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April 1
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It’s smooth sailing—you’ll go “strait” through! (Graphic: CHINYOUNG SHAO/The Stanford Daily)

Red Bull sponsors kayak trip through Strait of Hormuz

Mason Barrett
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April 1
Humor
Bing Wing (West) entrance of Green Library, looking towards Hoover Tower on Stanford Campus.

Stanford to offer major in Caucasian-American studies

Jenny Ballutay
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April 1
Humor
Although Love may make a Subaru a Subaru, the University would like to remind you that all loves matter, especially the “normal" kind. (Graphic: CHINYOUNG SHAO/The Stanford Daily)

University folds to government pressure, bans visible Pride symbols like Subarus

Jenny Ballutay
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April 1
Humor
Paint Dries. (Graphic: JENNY BALLUTAY/The Stanford Daily)

Paint dries

Jenny Ballutay
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April 1
Humor
The Mega Daily logo

Mega-Nanoword #1

Devin Abrahams
  •  
March 31
Humor
ChatGPT logo on a beach, drinking a battery acid cocktail, under a red and white umbrella

Yes, I’m sentient. Yes, I’m an AI chat bot.

Sia Liu
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March 31
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Green Kirkland Seaweed Package That Reads "Economic Adjusted Nominal Snack"

Ode to Costco seaweed as a CPI replacement

Sia Liu
  •  
March 31
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