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Escargot DeFast delivering the mail (Photo edit by Kirsten Mettler/STANFORD DAILY).

Snail mail reaches next level with appointment of a literal snail as Postmaster General

Io Gilman and Rae Wymer
  •  
Aug. 10, 2020
Humor
(Gage Skidmore/CC BY-SA 2.0)

Republican representatives Yoho and Williams champion anti-sexist behavior

Sonali Muthukrishnan
  •  
Aug. 10, 2020
Humor
“Maybe you could leave the cardboard cutout at home?” pleads the incoming frosh's mother. (PATRICK MONREAL/The Stanford Daily)

Incoming frosh struggles to come to terms with fact that no one in college shares love of NASCAR

Patrick Monreal
  •  
Aug. 6, 2020
Humor
Bobby and his frat bros playing croquet and toasting with top-grade champagne

Stanford fraternity member refuses to abide by social distancing protocols

Rohan Patel
  •  
Aug. 6, 2020
Humor
(Photo edit by Io Gilman)

Warner Chappell Music sues people for singing Happy Birthday while washing their hands

Io Gilman
  •  
Aug. 4, 2020
Humor
(Photo: Bob Drebin/isiphotos.com)

Fly swatters and rowboats: entrepreneurial athletes find new outlets for their skills

Jesse Perlmutter
  •  
July 31, 2020
Humor
(Photo: KATIE HAN/The Stanford Daily)

Santa Clara county barber shops close indefinitely to promote 80s hairstyles

Brian Lee
  •  
July 30, 2020
Humor
(Photo edit: JESSE PERLMUTTER/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford student with no friends petitions to stop Palo Alto reopening

Jesse Perlmutter
  •  
July 29, 2020
Humor
These rules, and other public health precautions, will become a regular part of everyday student life.(Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

New ‘Reapproaching Stanford’ plan bears remarkable resemblance to Stanford Prison Experiment protocol

Jay Maturi
  •  
July 27, 2020
Humor
(Photo: Justin Mirsky)

Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez redefines governance through gaming

Andy Diaz
  •  
July 24, 2020
Humor
(Graphic: Martha Fishburne and Sonali Muthukrishnan)

Trump declares Karen History Month, calls them “true Americans”

Martha Fishburne and Sonali Muthukrishnan
  •  
July 24, 2020
Humor
The package contains tons of Stanford words, phrases and abbreviations to practice, including each and every building named after a famous eugenicist. (Photo Edit: PATRICK MONREAL/The Stanford Daily)

Virtual New Student Orientation just Stanford-themed Rosetta Stone package

Patrick Monreal
  •  
July 24, 2020
Humor
Screen Shot 2020-07-22 at 10.06.03 AM

Anti-maskers disagree with nudists over covering up

Rae Wymer
  •  
July 22, 2020
Humor
(Graphic courtesy of Elizabeth Wilson)

TikTok to be banned by the US after parents complain kids no longer human

Elizabeth Wilson
  •  
July 18, 2020
Humor
(Graphic courtesy of Katrina Liou)

Researchers study sleep patterns, determine fireworks boost melatonin levels

Elizabeth Wilson
  •  
July 18, 2020
Humor
Man frustrated with wearing a mask (Pexels)

Men offended at idea of wearing masks in public

Anna Yang
  •  
July 17, 2020
Humor
ICE officer melting (Photo credit: Prithi Srinivasan )

As temperatures rise, ICE officials are beginning to melt

Prithi Srinivasan
  •  
July 15, 2020
Humor
Photo: Unsplash

10 delicious and healthy vegan snacks

Prithi Srinivasan
  •  
July 15, 2020
Humor
(Photo by Sophie Sullivan)

Elon Musk announces he will form T.E.S.L.A: a ‘stronger, better’ country

Sophie Sullivan
  •  
July 12, 2020
Humor
Teary-eyed Newsom overlooks a completely, totally, empty California beach. “It smells like victory out here,” Newsom mused to reporters. (LOGAN LITTLE/The Stanford Daily)

Gov. Newsom announces statewide evacuations, convincing people to stay home

Logan Little
  •  
July 9, 2020
The Stanford Daily

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