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FDA approves phrase ‘Zoom University’ as new emetic

After encountering the phrase on countless Instagram bios, researchers confirmed that the phrase was overused enough to reliably induce vomiting.

SATIRE: “It’s true, the phrase is catchy and gets the point across,” said the lead researcher of one recent trial. “However, its observed use skyrocketed so quickly that its effect has turned around markedly.”
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