Rohan Patel

Stanford fraternity member refuses to abide by social distancing protocols

SATIRE: I recently had the pleasure of catching up with William "Bobby" Johnson, a Stanford economics student who is currently an analyst under M&A Transactions at an investment bank. Bobby and I had a pleasant conversation at his extravagant property in the Hamptons — owned by none other than Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, CEOs of Johnson Co. As I entered, I was greeted by Bobby's imposing demeanor — and stacks of Chick-Fil-A sauces — which he unequivocally insists is a testimony to his parents’ traditional values.
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