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Om Jahagirdar

Om Jahagirdar

Om Jahagirdar is the Humor Managing Editor and All-Time Humblest Writer at The Daily. Contact him omjahagirdar 'at' stanforddaily.com.
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the chatGPT engine with the prompt "write a condemnation of using chatgpt to write articles" and chatGPT's subsequent response.

chatGPT on why articles should not be written using chatGPT

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Jan. 18, 2023
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a shadowy monster in in the filled Lake Lagunita

Stanford admin discourages swimming in Lake Lagunita for fear of Lag Ness Monster

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Jan. 9, 2023
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Antony Blinken in conversation with Nancy Pelosi

Approval rate for blinking skyrockets following Blinken’s visit to campus

Om Jahagirdar and Ananya Udaygiri
  •  
Oct. 31, 2022
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A Halloween mask.

Eight Halloween costumes that you can take five minutes to explain to disinterested partygoers

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Oct. 26, 2022
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a lone bike wheel locked to a bike rack

“No Bike Wednesdays” takes pressure off of campus bike thieves

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Oct. 25, 2022
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A cartoon resume

The Stanford resume that employers are comparing to yours

Om Jahagirdar and Uche Ochuba
  •  
Oct. 17, 2022
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DART spacecraft on its way to slam into asteroid moon Dimorphos

NASA’s DART mission causes minor inconvenience to Asteroid commuting to work

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Oct. 13, 2022
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Stanford and Oregon State linemen rush at each other during a football game

Stanford Football remembers it is Stanford Football, blows 14 pt lead in 4th quarter

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Oct. 11, 2022
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a class forum post titled 'Search for Teammates!'

Grad student caters class forum post in attempt to recruit Andrew Luck for project group

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Oct. 4, 2022
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two people in black suits shake hands in front of a laptop

Frosh failure hasn’t even sold single startup by end of New Student Orientation

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Sept. 27, 2022
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Electricity transformer in a grass field in front of a brick house

Students look up, notice trees during campus-wide blackout

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Sept. 26, 2022
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a two story windowed building with a banner reading 'Stanford Earth' and several second story balconies

Sustainability School receives $1 billion donation after typo on check to CS department

Om Jahagirdar and Seamus Allen
  •  
May 8, 2022
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"Stanford Marriage Pact" is bolded on a pink cover with the words "campus report" in the upper right hand corner

Corrected Marriage Pact data reveals 61.4% of Stanford is desperate for human contact

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
April 14, 2022
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a concrete sign reading 'UNDERGRADUATE ADMISSION & FINANCIAL AID' in front of a palm tree and a brick building

Stanford reveals undergraduate admissions to be April Fools’ prank

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
April 12, 2022
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Man with mask coughing and touching his mouth over his mask with his hands

New regulations allow students to remove masks to cough

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
April 5, 2022
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the blurred view of the sun through a window wet from rain

“Duck and cover!”: Light drizzle terrorizes Californians

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
March 31, 2022
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Excitement for G.I. Jane 2 has markedly decreased since the 94th Academy Awards. (Photo: Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons)

Academy, Hollywood condemn Will Smith for ruining G.I. Jane 2 marketing campaign

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
March 29, 2022
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Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson speaking on a podium with an attached microphone

Ketanji Brown Jackson makes history as first Black woman blocked from SCOTUS by Mitch McConnell

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
March 27, 2022
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A word cloud featuring "Artificial Intelligence".

AI-VR-AR-IOT-NFT-QC-based Cloud Integration wins TreeHacks hackathon award for most buzzwords

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
March 4, 2022
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a silhouette of Cupid wielding his bow and arrow

NRA: “Only thing that stops a bad Cupid with a bow is a good Cupid with a bow”

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Feb. 13, 2022
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