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Five types of people you’ll meet on Valentine’s Day

1. Fully enjoys the holiday; sincerely wishes people a happy holiday and sends candy-grams — genuinely enthusiastic human being Does homework the day it was assigned Hopelessly addicted to caffeine Dislikes blue-raspberry on principle Sleeps approximately eight hrs a week Secretly thinks they’re the best driver in their friend group 2. “Valentine’s Day is a corporate…