We feel you, man. Your brain’s dead. Exams are about to hijack your soul. In times like these, sometimes all you need are some internet memes to procrastinate away the pain. Tune in and drop out…then wake up at eight to show that test who’s boss. Just be careful like we are, and don’t let these sites get the best of your attention spa…attention spa…attention…atten…oh my gosh, that goat’s singing like Usher.
Here are five of the worst offenders, collapsed soufflés of pure dreck that sucked us in with promises of greatness only to…well, to suck.
In case you haven’t been paying attention, today’s date is Nov. 11, 2011 or, in other words, 11-11-11. It’s a super day for wishes, and Intermission hopes you take advantage of it. (Need a pick-up line tonight? “Hey, it’s 11-11-11 and you’re all I’m wishing for, baby.” You’re welcome.) As certified pop-culture connoisseurs, Intermission feels like we really know these celebrities and their personalities. Thus, we’ve taken the liberty of compiling an exclusive list of what they are most likely wishing for on this fine day.
To nobody’s surprise, Kim Kardashian’s fairytale marriage to NBA player Kris Humphries ended abruptly when she filed for divorce on Monday after just 72 days of wedded bliss. Usually, Intermission doesn’t work well with numbers but counting is something that we can do, which leads us to our five favorite things that have fared better than the Kardashian-Humphries union.
In between midterms, papers, p-sets and whatever else, Intermission totally understands if you haven’t gotten around to putting your Halloween costume together yet. That’s why we’re here with our handy-dandy list of pop culture-inspired costumes we think you should consider. Hear that knocking? It’s the zeitgeist–embrace it! Three cheers for cultural relevancy!
To commemorate the second season premiere of “The Walking Dead” on AMC last Sunday, the cast selected their choice zombie-slaying tools at New York Comic-Con. We here at Intermission aren’t sure if we’re ready to live a life of secluded Twinkie-eating and cockroach-befriending quite yet, but just in case that darned zombie apocalypse pops up anytime soon, here’s how we’d deal with those undead suckers.
In a life so complex, Intermission attempts to condense an average day for Bruno into five activities.
Now that we’ve entered this weird TV purgatory where on-air shows are winding down and trashy summer reality shows are still a couple weeks away, Netflix is the perfect place to get your temporary TV fix.