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Yale University establishes committee to help white applicants
Lorenzo Del Rosario
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Oct. 25, 2020
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Watch: Researchers endeavor to ‘do shit to mice’ and other stories
Vol. 258 Satire Section
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Oct. 22, 2020
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How each member of the Senate Joint Economic Committee would look as Nintendo villain Wario
Jenna Ruzekowicz
and
Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Oct. 22, 2020
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NBA under pressure: Literal bubble above Disney World may pop
Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Oct. 20, 2020
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In effort to reach more students, CAPS renames itself Stanford Missed Connections
Simran Tandon
  •  
Oct. 18, 2020
Humor
Stanford anthropologists to make first contact with uncontacted peoples in effort to inflate applicant pool
Sofie Storan
  •  
Oct. 18, 2020
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‘Game-changing’ COVID-19 vaccine developed by student after discovering she has to be in the same household pod as her roommate’s friends
Defne Genc
  •  
Oct. 15, 2020
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Charlie Kogen
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Oct. 15, 2020
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White House productivity soars after Trump implements new policy of coughing on underperforming aides
Sarah Lewis
  •  
Oct. 13, 2020
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Student runs successful drug cartel to pay for tuition
Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
Oct. 13, 2020
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New Stanford startup that is just worse version of Instagram seeks to change the way we think about social media
Patrick Monreal
  •  
Oct. 12, 2020
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Republican COVID-19 outbreak yet another poor American remake of British series
Kathryn Zheng
  •  
Oct. 11, 2020
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Starbucks CEO relieved ‘War on Christmas’ no longer his responsibility
Kathryn Zheng
  •  
Oct. 8, 2020
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Student from New Zealand acting pretty dang smug in COVID-19 seminar
Sofie Storan
  •  
Oct. 8, 2020
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Republican Party decries nation’s dependence on bloated government bureaucracy to count election ballots
Prateek Joshi
  •  
Oct. 6, 2020
Humor
Watch: Stanford frosh intends to celebrate FMOTQ at home and other headlines
Vol. 258 Satire Section
  •  
Oct. 5, 2020
Humor
Trump allegedly sent toaster strudel to IRS as income tax payment
Charlie Kogen
  •  
Oct. 4, 2020
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Vaden wonders if bulk deal on used condoms was worth it
Emma Parsons
  •  
Oct. 4, 2020
Humor
Stanford administrators promise to talk to ‘at least one student’ before rolling out campus-wide policies
Richard Coca
  •  
Oct. 1, 2020
Humor
In light of pandemic, applying to Stanford now optional
Sofie Storan
  •  
Oct. 1, 2020
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