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Stanford colors officially changed to ‘Mustang Red’ after positive response to ‘Lamborghini Yellow’
Kirsten Mettler
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Jan. 16, 2020
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White Plaza construction actually University digging hole to China
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Jan. 15, 2020
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Jan. 14, 2020
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Smiti Mittal
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Jan. 12, 2020
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Residential staff to start charging for hugs to offset new costs of pay raise
Nestor Walters
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Jan. 12, 2020
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‘Mono’ and ‘microabrasions’ trending on Google ahead of Full Moon on the Quad
Richard Coca
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Jan. 9, 2020
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University bans kissing at Full Moon on the Quad, allows only long, furtive glances
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Jan. 9, 2020
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  •  
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Dec. 2, 2019
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Berkeley wins Big Game, granting it the Program in Writing and Rhetoric for the next year
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  •  
Nov. 24, 2019
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In lieu of General Use Permit plans, University builds underground catacombs to provide affordable housing for staff
Lana Tleimat
  •  
Nov. 18, 2019
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New grad student realizes he was blacked out during entire undergrad experience
Prateek Joshi
  •  
Nov. 15, 2019
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Smiti Mittal
  •  
Nov. 13, 2019
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Cluster printers to accept blood sacrifice as payment for printing fees
Lana Tleimat
  •  
Nov. 13, 2019
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U.S. News names Palo Alto as nation’s most affordable city in ‘alternate dimension’ category
Patrick Monreal
  •  
Nov. 11, 2019
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Rust-Oleum tries competing with Juul by introducing flavored spray paint
Lana Tleimat
  •  
Nov. 11, 2019
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