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Kim Jong-un not dead, just lost in West Stacks

SATIRE: A distant crying noise can also be heard throughout campus, making some believe that Kim Jong-un is trapped in the West Stacks. Activist groups are feverishly planning rescue operations while studying maps of the west stacks, which of course haven't been explored in over 10 years.
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