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Downsizing

You have an option. The world’s brightest minds have discovered a way to shrink humans down to only 5 inches tall as an answer to overpopulation. Not only does it reduce human consumption and waste, but the procedure comes with a dramatic increase in the value of the individual’s money (an 8-inch car is much cheaper to…