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MTL pardons California tiger salamander for Thanksgiving

Stanford’s president also denies being controlled by salamander under a chef’s hat

SATIRE: Yesterday, a spokesperson for President Mark Tessier-Lavigne announced that, just as the president of the U.S. pardons a turkey for Thanksgiving, the president of Stanford will pardon a California tiger salamander to stop Arrillaga Dining from using it as a meat substitute.
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