The Daily stands in solidarity with the Black community. Read our editors’ statement.

Emperor Palpatine

(Courtesy of the Elections Commission)

Year: Unknown

Contact Info: [email protected]

Miscellaneous: Repeal and replace the ASSU with a military oligarchy led by the campus Reserve Officers’ Training Corps (ROTC)

Miscellaneous: Promises to both find Danny and find Richard

Miscellaneous: Institute an annual purge when crime is legal

Miscellaneous: Create a jail for those who repost memes on Stanford Memes for Edgy Trees

Miscellaneous: Implement three-step authentication

Miscellaneous: Require that all conversations end with the phrase “Make Sense?”

Miscellaneous: Support “Droid Rights For All Droids”

Miscellaneous: Reinforce the Night’s Watch