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Uche Ochuba
Uche Ochuba '24 is a staff writer for humor and a contributing writer in the sports section. He lives in Toronto, Canada and is an Arsenal, Raptors and Leafs fan. Contact him at sports 'at'

The REAL reason the pandemic happened

HUMOR: After penning hits such as “Across the Flat Earth in 40 Days” and “What to Expect when you’re Expecting your Election to be Stolen," I am here to provide conclusive evidence on the greatest issue of our time.
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