HUMOR: Though I was highly motivated to teach, I think I just overcommitted this quarter and will be going to seek further support.
We get it, Stanford, you like to go the extra mile, but the full-length article, screenshots, quotations and details about the software involved were a bit excessive.
HUMOR: After penning hits such as “Across the Flat Earth in 40 Days” and “What to Expect when you’re Expecting your Election to be Stolen," I am here to provide conclusive evidence on the greatest issue of our time.
SATIRE: “No one is more aware than me that there’s so much hurt around us, and I wish there was something I could do to make it better. It really makes you feel powerless.”