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Uche Ochuba
Uche Ochuba '24 is the desk editor for humor and a contributing writer in the sports section. Contact him at humor 'at'

Stanford changes mascot to Duck Hunt Dog

His chiseled torso and bloodlust-filled eyes represent the athleticism and tenacity of our beloved football team. His black ears represent the arbitrary, ruthless death we rain unto our unsuspecting opponents. His childlike smile represents the carefree and flippant attitude with which we strangled the Oregon Ducks. Go Card.

The REAL reason the pandemic happened

HUMOR: After penning hits such as “Across the Flat Earth in 40 Days” and “What to Expect when you’re Expecting your Election to be Stolen," I am here to provide conclusive evidence on the greatest issue of our time.
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