Leah Waites '23 contributes to the satire section of the Daily. She is from Alabama and is very interested in Southerner jokes that don't revolve around incest (be original!!) She reads and walks and sings and does other Human things, none of them professionally. Known for her strange noises and general insanity, she hopes to one day be a lawyer or professor or uhhhhh yeah she doesn't really know. Woo! You can contact her at [email protected]