Successful pick-up lines:
I got a 2380 on my SAT. Can I kiss you?
Why, yes. I am smart, hot and amazing. Don’t pass me up.
Kiss me. I’m sober.
They just put up my caricature at CoHo. Want to kiss a celebrity?
Kiss me. It’s tax deductible.
I’ll kiss you on the cheek.
I just barfed in my mouth.
You look like a creepy grad student.
I don’t kiss people with facial hair.
That girl you just kissed has mono. So no!
— Ethan Kessinger