This year, start your own Valentine’s tradition. Go to one of the many quirky, super fun restaurants near campus, places so un-romantic that the odds of seeing people making out over a plate of pan-seared foie gras are about 1 in 8000.
But for the true spirit of the holiday, Roxy advises looking no farther than the bedroom (or kitchen, abandoned classroom, back alley, etc.): Valentine’s Day is a time to get laid — whatever it takes.
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The little things on Valentine’s Day.