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Humor
A photo of Richard Saller's phone on an Ancient Roman statute.

“Gladiator combat” to replace dispute resolution between students

Sebastian Strawser
  •  
April 3
Humor
Mark Tessier-Lavigne walking out of the Main Quad

Hey Harvard: Pointers for precedented times

Sam Lustgarten
  •  
Jan. 19
Humor
Woman sleeping

Ten things you should’ve done instead of watching Stanford lose to Cal

Steve Mendeleev
  •  
Nov. 20
Screen
An illustration of a bear next to a pile of Cocaine. The text "Cocaine Bear" is above the drawing.

Wonder what happens when you give a bear cocaine? Me too.

Kirsten Mettler
  •  
March 9, 2023
Humor
Herschel Walker posing with a National Guardsman and a signed football

Herschel Walker does show and tell with civil war medals, Nobel prizes, and more props at latest debate

Eric Heng
  •  
Nov. 1, 2022
Humor
A sweating cartoon man tries to decide between two red buttons labelled "pin" and "pass".

To the girl I pinned on Zoom

Benjamen Gao
  •  
Nov. 29, 2021
Humor
“One small step for man, one large leap for a man with much shorter legs.” (Photo: Pixabay)

Quotes that will inspire you

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
May 23, 2021
Humor
Stanford announced that in addition to continuing the 11 sports it had planned on discontinuing, it would also be adding 5 new sports. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

Stanford announces adding bullfighting, swashbuckling, nerd tossing teams in addition to 11 continued sports

Charlie Kogen
  •  
May 20, 2021
Humor
Meet Jackie Kennedy (no relation), director of Stanford's new MRS degree program. Also, watch a official recruitment video for the OBN sorority, Omega Beta Nu.

Occasionally Broadcasting Network: Sorority recruitment and other stories

Vol. 259 Humor Section
  •  
May 17, 2021
Humor
They need to rename the advocacy organization to "37 Sports Strong," as ultimate frisbee has been forgotten for too long! (Edit: Lorenzo Del Rosario)

Irrelevantly, Stanford Ultimate Frisbee Team stands in solidarity with 36 Sports Strong

Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
May 10, 2021
Humor
It would have been so funny, if someone hadn’t stolen my idea. (Photo: ERIN WOO/The Stanford Daily)

Total bummer: Now my plan to spray unintelligible nonsense in chalk on the president’s office will seem trite

Lana Tleimat
  •  
May 6, 2021
Humor
Makes you miss the days when you weren't flaunting life-saving restrictions. (Photo Edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

What I’ll miss about pandemic life now that I’m pretending it’s not happening

Lana Tleimat
  •  
May 4, 2021
Humor
The signs are fightingggg.

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
April 28, 2021
Humor
The bill also includes provisions to add a second billboard highlighting Alamo Fireworks. (Photo: Rachel Gold)

Senate negotiates infrastructure bill down to two-mile stretch of highway near Area 51

Prateek Joshi
  •  
April 26, 2021
Humor
The signs are fightingggg.

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
April 21, 2021
Humor
Weed-out classes are definitely a 'vibe'... just not the one you want. (Photo: Pixabay)

Stoner upset after finding out meaning of ‘weed-out’ class

Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
April 15, 2021
Humor
MATH553 was forced to adjourn for the quarter. (Photo: Pixabay)

Lecturer leaves class in time for add/drop deadline

Uche Ochuba
  •  
April 14, 2021
Arts & Life
Image of Auguste Rodin's "The Burghers of Calais" as displayed at The Metropolitan Museum of Art

3D printing the next Rodin

Gabe Lipkowitz
  •  
April 8, 2021
Humor
Seriously, this whale is freakin' massive. (Photo Credit: Pixabay)

‘Imagine if about 25,000 cardboard boxes each contained one three-toed sloth’ says documentary narrator struggling to convey size of blue whale

Prateek Joshi
  •  
April 5, 2021
Humor
Combining week 10 and finals week was a great idea! (Photo: Wikimedia Commons, Edits: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Combining finals week and Week 10 was totally worth it!

Richard Coca
  •  
March 30, 2021
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