Lost at night, hungover in the morning
The typical collegiate weekend follows a cycle: suffocating uproar followed by hollowed silence, howling adolescence fading into seventh-day rebirth.
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More fake girlfriends, please
Even with a real, albeit dead, girlfriend in tow, Manti Te’o’s presence at the 2012 Heisman Trophy Ceremony (presented by Nissan) was fairly awkward. The… Continue Reading »
Time for a New Conversation
We simply can’t allow ourselves to settle for these overly simplistic debates.
Life advice from mostly naked women
Like many hormonally charged, semi-desperate male teenagers out there, I took a nice, hourlong study break a few Tuesdays back to scout out the annual… Continue Reading »
The art of addiction
The online social realm, while reflective of the outside world, has never been a very accurate recreation of it.
Thanksgiving: Keeping it real since 1621
Let’s just get this on record: Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Growing up, I was fortunate enough to live in the same city (Portland, Ore.)… Continue Reading »
A long time ago, before Disney broke my heart
Disney recently bought my childhood for $4.05 billion, and I’m about as hurt as Luke was when, yes, he found out who his father was…. Continue Reading »
The day after
It really does feel like we may have hit a new low, reaching an embarrassing level of triviality and competitiveness.