Last week during her Public Policy lecture, Roxy found it difficult to quell her delighted cackles as she clicked her way through 500 questions of an online Purity Test. Russian fingers, bondage, necrophilia? Oh my. Besides reliving many of her fondest sexcapades, Roxy added many a new trick to her extensive list ‘To Do’ list.

Roxy was also forced to recall a few of her more unpleasant experiences, such as the time when she, a (relatively) innocent eight-year-old, made the horrible, horrible mistake of grooming a horse to an impressive, well, boner. Roxy kids you not, Bio majors, it was two feet long. But that is another story for another time.

Roxy would much rather dwell on the many pleasant times she has committed an oops, then joined in or fantasized about her long-term instructor or shaved or shaped her hair down there in a particular design.

Roxy’s purity score shall remain a secret, but find out your own, oh so bored Stanford students, at http://www.puritytest.net. Roxy guarantees a few laughs and some killer ideas for your next sack session, trip to the Mausoleum or whatever it is that lights your fire.

In addition to being inspiring and generally a lot of fun, the Purity Test gave Roxy an idea for this column. Is it appropriate to have sex or otherwise fool around during a woman’s period?

Roxy’s personal opinion is, in short, yes. Roxy is all about sex - whenever, wherever and with whomever or whatever. But she knows what you’re thinking, sex-starved Stanford students, whose idea of a Friday night hook-up is reading this column. Read on, and let Roxy spread your horizons and, she dearly hopes, your legs.

For starters, it’s just blood.

But ew, you are thinking. It is just plain gross. No! Girls, everyone knows you menstruate every month, and half the people on this campus are doing it with you. Do you want to be ashamed of that? Do you want to miss out on getting freaky for a week out of every four? Roxy didn’t think so!

Guys, if you use a condom (get your free twelve for this quarter at Vaden’s SHPRC!), odds are you won’t even notice. And girls, if you are starting to get mad at Roxy for taking away your bona fide excuse to cuddle instead, please don’t send any threatening emails. Trust her, it is easy to gross guys out about this. Not recommended, unless, for some inexplicable reason, you don’t want to have sex. Roxy can’t understand it, but you can always just say you have cramps. Feel free to go into horrible detail.

If ayou choose to go for it, never look back! Roxy would like to recommend, from her extensive personal experience, cowgirl (just leave your panties on, ladies) or modified missionary (blood can’t defy gravity). Enjoy yourselves, whether you’re slender, regular, or super plus!