Quad snoop: Overheard at Full Moon On The Quad
(ANDREW HAN/The Stanford Daily)
[Heard in the dorm hallways]
“I NEED TO BRUSH MY TEETH NOW. I’m going to get mono!”
“Are you under 18? It’s on my checklist.”
Naked Columbae guy in the Claw fountain: “Senior girls get me!”
“I’m Italian and here’s a rose; kiss me?”
Friend to another friend: “Don’t kiss anyone! You are classy. Say it–YOU. ARE. CLASSY.”
Band guy: “Look I have a large trumpet. Wanna make out?”
Dejected male: “She just clearly did not respect my emotions, you know?”
- Natasha Weaser, Edward Ngai
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